Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 16, 2023

Momma Mia

“Now Oedipus, don’t be silly, you know you can’t marry your mother!”

John, are you okay? First time I’ve seen you remove a pretty girl from the original.

His mom is a guy?

“That’s my son! Just like your Dad.”

Mike Pence’s childhood dream… And pretend reality.

Or – One just like her ! All fathers, have a good Fathers Day !

looks like Charlie McCarthy

Come back in a few years…let me know how that worked out for you…lol

That would be “a mother and child reunion.”

Remember that old funny song “I Am My Own Grandpa”? Couldn’t that whole routine be shortened considerably by the “Narrator” marrying his own Grandma? ☺

DAD DESANTIS: Well, that’s preferable to little Ron being gay I suppose…

Later that night Margaret (his mom) comes into his room and spoils his desire for others as she shows him why she is called Peggy

“She said she’s okay with it.”

Eons ago, Alan Light published a compilation of Lou Fine’s beautifully illustrated superhero stories about The Black Condor and The Ray. I’m surprised they haven’t turned up with at least slightly better reproduction on Kindle.

“There once was a man named Oedipus Rex / You may have heard about his odd complex / His name appears in Freud’s index / ’Cause he loved his mother!”

“Sorry, son. She’s already taken. Good taste, though.”

Next week: Oedipus gets wrecked!

“Go to sleep, Oedipus!”

She is already married to dad.

Cross reference: see Elizabeth Hurley recent news items.

I lifted this from a movie or book or somewhere (just can’t take any of the credit).

Drill sargent to a brand new set of recruits:

“You can get any woman’s name tatoo’d on your arm, as long as it spelled M-O-M”.