Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 18, 2023

They can figure the whole layout, site unseen and mean enough to find my Harley Davidson’s.

You might be able to take down a pickle with that rake, but you’ll need a fine net for the drone.

Stay inside: lock doors; draw shades (and cartoons)

The Haney place‽‽

I wouldn’t make a good Buddhist, b/c now I want a toothbrush drone.

“Claims to have”? From under which rock have these people crawled, after years of isolation?

Hello? Is this pickle on?

Let’s see what he wants THIS time. We gave him the last of our fresh dill already yesterday!

Ma & Pa Kettle, down on the farm! Yeee-haw!

Reach® for the reapers classic Vlassic® pkag. Dill.

Been raking the unwary over the lame since being knee high to a toothbrush. Some are Crestfallen, some Oral-B grateful for their brush with lame. Hygienelyness is next to Lameliness.

The real McCoys …! Let’s ead for the roundhouse, mother, they can’t corner us thyar …!

…the trouble with the algorithms on Facebook and other things using me as their product…

…is that they give me what it thinks I want…

…instead of what I need…

… I may not want a surveillance pickle…

…but I need one…

…as for toothbrush drones…

…how would I know whether I need or want one…

…without knowing they exist?…

…options…

…that is why I like Frog Applause…

…I have to search for what something means…

…it wasn’t given to me either because they only gave me what I wanted…

…nor because they didn’t know I wanted it…

…fArt…

…more than just an amazing movie…

…a flux capacitor for the soul…

Our neighbor has surveillance dogs who come over to our yard and leave surveillance piles of waste.

Do you mean to tell me your Strange Neighbor is still running free and hasn’t been sent to a rehab center?! What is the Law on destroying intrusive and unwanted Surveillance Pickles? Ditto this new technology, the Toothbrush Drone.

Castle Law. I figure some leftover 40mm. Ack-Ack guns from WW II surplus would get the job done….

Without the caption, you might assume that was a cigar in the man’s mouth.