Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 18, 2023

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 1 year ago

    They can figure the whole layout, site unseen and mean enough to find my Harley Davidson’s.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You might be able to take down a pickle with that rake, but you’ll need a fine net for the drone.

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    markkahler52  over 1 year ago

    Stay inside: lock doors; draw shades (and cartoons)

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    The Old Wolf  over 1 year ago

    The Haney place‽‽

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    Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I wouldn’t make a good Buddhist, b/c now I want a toothbrush drone.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Claims to have”? From under which rock have these people crawled, after years of isolation?

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    ericlscott creator over 1 year ago

    Hello? Is this pickle on?

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    coltish1  over 1 year ago

    Let’s see what he wants THIS time. We gave him the last of our fresh dill already yesterday!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Ma & Pa Kettle, down on the farm! Yeee-haw!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 1 year ago

    Reach® for the reapers classic Vlassic® pkag. Dill.

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    6turtle9  over 1 year ago

    Been raking the unwary over the lame since being knee high to a toothbrush. Some are Crestfallen, some Oral-B grateful for their brush with lame. Hygienelyness is next to Lameliness.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    The real McCoys …! Let’s ead for the roundhouse, mother, they can’t corner us thyar …!

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago

    …the trouble with the algorithms on Facebook and other things using me as their product…

    …is that they give me what it thinks I want…

    …instead of what I need…

    … I may not want a surveillance pickle…

    …but I need one…

    …as for toothbrush drones…

    …how would I know whether I need or want one…

    …without knowing they exist?…

    …options…

    …that is why I like Frog Applause…

    …I have to search for what something means…

    …it wasn’t given to me either because they only gave me what I wanted…

    …nor because they didn’t know I wanted it…

    …fArt…

    …more than just an amazing movie…

    …a flux capacitor for the soul…

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    Amanda El-Dweek creator over 1 year ago

    Our neighbor has surveillance dogs who come over to our yard and leave surveillance piles of waste.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Do you mean to tell me your Strange Neighbor is still running free and hasn’t been sent to a rehab center?! What is the Law on destroying intrusive and unwanted Surveillance Pickles? Ditto this new technology, the Toothbrush Drone.

    Castle Law. I figure some leftover 40mm. Ack-Ack guns from WW II surplus would get the job done….

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    nerdhoof  over 1 year ago

    Without the caption, you might assume that was a cigar in the man’s mouth.

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