Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 27, 2023

Why not just eat him like all the other neighbors?

He would be mighty tasty with barbecue sauce.

The skull on the mug is rolling its eyes. Probably at Gary’s ridiculous solution

I agree with Leopold. Especially if he doesn’t put the lid back on properly and the raccoons get in the trash.

Anyone that has had nightmare neighbors, would go with Leopold’s suggestion.

I can totally picture this same dual response from Mantis and Drax.

Or…you could go the more Godfather way and put the skeleton of his favorite pet on his front porch…Not that I would ever do that…

We ask him nicely to stop and then we stab him anyway. :)

I can tell you some neighbors have a lot of nerve…no consideration, junky yards, noisy cycles at all hours! They’re on my LAST nerve,

Leo believes in the principle of “a knife for an eye”.

It is something I’m not sure why people are like this.

I will be going down the road, catching the bus, whatever… I will finish my soda, snack, or give up on the homework and just toss the stuff in the nearest trash can. Person who pays for the trash to be hauled away will start yelling at me about it. Screeching about I should take the trash with me. I will counter argue that there was a trash can… I took advantage of it. And! Would they prefer that I simply dump the trash on their front lawn? Placing it in the can is at least a little respectful.

I still get glared at.

Two phase plan. First ask then stab if necessary.

I’m with Leopold.

Let him spend the night stuffed in your trashcan.

Are you pondering what I’m pondering, Pinky?

Gary the Good is an insult to vampires everywhere! Leopold is more to the point (so to speak)!