Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 26, 2023

Gary, thanks for being Leo’s wingman!!

And right on cue, there is the 50 foot woman. Looks like she just got a pedicure too. Too bad it was wasted on Leopold.

What passes for “cute” these days?

Go ahead and lie like a cheap rug, Gary.

Doesn’t take much for Gary to lie for Leo!

“And from where I’m standing, I can see FRANCE!”

“…because that’s the kind of monster we all know and love.”

Ain’t no way she’ll buy that load unless she is gardening.

Leo’s stepping out but both he and Gary might get stepped on if she finds out about the lie. :)

No toenail fungus on 50FW. But her pedicure bills are HUGE.

Oh yeah, kitten rescue sounds like something Leo would be doing. Hope Gary can move quickly!

Interesting choice of words, “I’m stepping out”, for two chumps about to be stepped on. Fifty Foot Woman ain’t no fool!

If you’re gonna lie, Gary, make it a believable lie.

Also too: can vampires recover from being squished?

Gary is such a pushover! Yet, given his roly-poly shape, I’d expect him to pop right up again.

Do you think Fifty-Foot Woman will buy what Gary’s selling (on behalf of Don Juan Leopold)?

She’s the Fifty-foot Woman and she still wears high heels!