Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 05, 2023

Dad’s car gets no respect.

Pops; little flags and streamers? …You have to think big Pops, this is Alice and she must be indulged!

The van will make her entry look tiny. Use the car.

An out of control project

Start small. A baseball card riding on the spokes held on with a clothespin.

our village had a parade Saturday with golf carts, side by sides, pick up trucks, bicycles, etc. Everyone cleared out the local dollar stores to get all the red white and blue sparkly decorations for their ride.

I think her Little Tikes Kiddie car is bigger than Dad’s car!

How about a CB Radio with PA System.

Don’t forget the six white horses.

I hang fuzzy dice on the back of my bike helmet. I’m grown to the point of grey hairs all over and a 7-day am/pm organizer pillbox

A whoa-man with a plan, she knows all the tricks for attention grabbing. I would defer to the stuffed eagle, however, wee-one as a live one may not be compatible with all your showmanship. You wouldn’t want to give our national symbol a heart attack mid parade, would you?

Drop it, Alice! Your greedy, overbearing megalomania is not at all endearing. Instead, thank Daddy for being so thoughtful and trimming your tricycle!