Pickles by Brian Crane for July 17, 2023

Trying to read the situation

Only need glasses to read. Right, Earl keep telling yourself that.

If you are lucky, he won’t be able to find the car keys.

Hey—no bunny slippers today!

If Earl is that blind, Nelson must be having one helluva time navigating with grandpa’s glasses himself.

I have myopia and also glaucoma in my left eye—vision is quite impaired in that eye. I went into our bedroom and had set my glasses down for a few moments. I intended to pet our black cat Oscar who I assumed was lying on our bed. However I soon realized that he was in another room and that I had actually petted a bunched up black t-shirt of mine!

I don’t need glasses for reading or being on the computer, only need them for watching TV or driving.

Earl needs his glasses to be able to read people … and pets …

I’m waiting for Earl to walk up to Opal, pat her on the head, and say, “Good boy, Roscoe!” It would keep the folks at the local Emergency Room busy.

Poor Roscoe!

Love the look on Nelso…. err Roscos face.

If I didn’t have glasses, I would drink my scotch out of a coffee cup.

I am far-shighted in my left and near-sighted in the right. Talk about weird.

Earl, better yell for Nelson to bring your glasses back.

Earl might learn a lesson here about lying, but probably not.

Earl needs them for more than reading….methinks!

Nice one Earl……….

Like reading faces?

Seriously..??

Darn, I wanted to see gramps’ irises.

Nelson looks a little like Jerry Seinfeld when he put on those ole “Coke bottles” because he told a guy he hated he wore glasses!

Roscoe’s not too ecstatic about being mistaken for Nelson.

Roscoe looks like he just woke up.