Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 06, 2023

Tales from the “snark” side.

Both directions

Like for tobogganing.

… like to go to the outhouse.

with those tiny feet?

impressive

ⁿᵒᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵐᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵘʳᵖˡᵉ ˢˡᶦᵖᵖᵉʳˢ

Yeah yeah….where have I heard this story before….?

To get more booze for your mother who wasn’t really home-schooling you?

Once. Back to the ski lodge when he couldn’t stay on the Bunny Run.

Dad has spent too much time in the hyperbolic chamber.

Wen I was a kid, the only “Home Schooled” kids were rich ones with tutors.

…even in the summer!

Wasting your time, Dad — he’s on to you.

that is a long walk for recess

He’s obviously full of it, that newspaper is upside down.