Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 28, 2023

A new boat, Doc?…..

Just feathering his nest.

“Excuse me, I need to call my wife and tell her it’s OK to buy the Mercedes.”

I went to a major dental clinic for a toothache and the dentist tried to set me up for $25000 of cosmetic dental care without addressing my pain.

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Toothirty

always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they’re gonna have to be removed.

To be honest this is pretty demolarizing.

Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?

He didn’t mean to, he did it acciDENTALly.

I have two dentists that see dollar signs in my back molars. I see no problem as there’s no pain.

The cost of seeing a Dentist, ( let alone having anything done) is outrageous these days.

Birds with teeth?

It is time to demand that this profession be included in Medicare. When Medicare was first set up the dentists got out of being included by saying they were dentist not doctors. Now we know that many physical problems can be caused by teeth!

Birds have teeth? OR What’s the bill for sharpening a fish-hawk’s bill?

A new meaning to “putting your money where your mouth is”.

If the professor would stop and think he’d remember that birds don’t have teeth.

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Hey! I resemble this cartoon!

Carrot Top… The Dentist.

Judging from instagram, rich dentists don’t seem to become happy, they just develop violent tendencies towards animals.