1 and Done by Eric Scott for June 29, 2023

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    OOPS! Sorry, and a little gas will pass

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    Ubintold  over 1 year ago

    Nah, it’s a squishy sound.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 1 year ago

    Wasn’t this from the Book of Tobit ?

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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    No, it the hummus.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Toot, toot!

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    Captain Bars  over 1 year ago

    As far as I know, sandals don’t make farty sounds, but flip-flops do.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    “Get thee further behind Me, Peter. Go to the back of the line. Send Thomas up here – for the first shall be last and the last shall be first.”

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Ten Hail Marys and five Our Fathers for saying that word in public!

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 1 year ago

    Jesus steps on a frog (apologies to Teresa).

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    Tauhid creator over 1 year ago

    And when there was only one little farting noise? That was when I carried you, my son.

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 1 year ago

    Just wait until both sandals and His holy butthole starts firing on all cylinders. Stand back from the flatulence attack.

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    davewhamond creator over 1 year ago

    God likes a good fart joke!

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