OOPS! Sorry, and a little gas will pass
Nah, it’s a squishy sound.
Wasn’t this from the Book of Tobit ?
No, it the hummus.
Toot, toot!
As far as I know, sandals don’t make farty sounds, but flip-flops do.
“Get thee further behind Me, Peter. Go to the back of the line. Send Thomas up here – for the first shall be last and the last shall be first.”
Ten Hail Marys and five Our Fathers for saying that word in public!
Jesus steps on a frog (apologies to Teresa).
And when there was only one little farting noise? That was when I carried you, my son.
Just wait until both sandals and His holy butthole starts firing on all cylinders. Stand back from the flatulence attack.
God likes a good fart joke!
Back in the Day
Eric Scott
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
OOPS! Sorry, and a little gas will pass
Ubintold over 1 year ago
Nah, it’s a squishy sound.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 1 year ago
Wasn’t this from the Book of Tobit ?
Zykoic over 1 year ago
No, it the hummus.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Toot, toot!
Captain Bars over 1 year ago
As far as I know, sandals don’t make farty sounds, but flip-flops do.
Doug K over 1 year ago
“Get thee further behind Me, Peter. Go to the back of the line. Send Thomas up here – for the first shall be last and the last shall be first.”
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Ten Hail Marys and five Our Fathers for saying that word in public!
Rev Phnk Ey over 1 year ago
Jesus steps on a frog (apologies to Teresa).
Tauhid creator over 1 year ago
And when there was only one little farting noise? That was when I carried you, my son.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 1 year ago
Just wait until both sandals and His holy butthole starts firing on all cylinders. Stand back from the flatulence attack.
davewhamond creator over 1 year ago
God likes a good fart joke!