Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 22, 2023

Not to mention cornhole, which used to have an entirely different meaning.

It was invented in the state of Washington, as I understand it. That’s pretty much the opposite of hades.

ESPN? It’s on this weekend. Along with the X-Games….

You’re going to need a bigger bat.

Read an article yesterday that pickleball (what idiot came up with that name?) has led to approximately $400 million in medical costs per year.

I get the distinct feeling that imps of Satan are most definitely involve in this game …

The odds aren’t in his favor, are they?

See the value in the exercise but not the need for an expansion of the game from Y’s and health clubs to separate facilities devoted just for that. If it hasn’t already happened, something ‘new’ will come along, gain momentum, and ‘pickle ball’ will go the way of some other ‘hot’ items.

Pickleball has been banned in our village because of the obnoxious noise it makes.

Satan only made the tape at the very top of the net. If you play PB, then you know what I mean.

I had figured cats invented it… Oh, same thing.

Ok, I’ve never played Pickleball, but I’ve read about it. Why do people hate it so much? It sounds like it’s just a game.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickleball

everytime you serve you would get a point since the monster covers the entire court and they would either get hit or not let it bounce before they hit it. to make it interesting for you, try aiming for various body parts and give yourself points for making it.

It figures that it’s not as fun as playing the game upstairs. The monster cheats and eats his opponents in hades.

I invented a kind of pickleball back in ‘63. I guess I should’ve gotten a patten, but I was only 14 at the time.

Somehow I don’t think there will be a pickleball gram slam

I thought golf was invented down there!

tennis for poor people, invading tennis courts, and creating annoyance in gated communities. the worst are the ones in flip-flops.

LOL!

It’s more like: Why does anyone want to play “Yet Another Paddle Game”?

Interesting insight into some religious minds is given here: “Why BAD people go to Heaven and GOOD people go to Hell” https://christiantoday.com.au/news/why-bad-people-go-to-heaven-and-good-people-go-to-hell.html Logically (yes, an oxymoron when it comes to religion) this means that certain Christians (the German leaders where mostly ‘good’ Catholics or Protestants) in the second world war have gone to heaven while their victims have gone to hell. Religion a mental illness? Rhetorical question.