Riding the bus to school one day (long long ago…) one of our friends was sporting what looked very much like a bite mark on his forehead. When asked what happened he said “I bit myself.” when asked how could he bite himself on the forehead he replied “I stood on a chair!” I still laugh at that to this day.
Dark Fluid™ by Dark Matter®- it's vacuum-packed! 12 months ago
Sure it wasn’t a 3-D printer?
Imagine 12 months ago
Make sure your wife stays away from it.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 12 months ago
You got to admit that was an impressive copier.
MayCauseBurns 12 months ago
Good thing you weren’t sitting on it
lalapalooza Premium Member 12 months ago
o m g this is so dumb haha that it is brilliant !
magicwalnut Premium Member 12 months ago
HAHAHA!
mfoldude Premium Member 12 months ago
Armed and dangerous? Sorry…
monya_43 12 months ago
I thought he was actually becoming an insect. That is what his mother-in-law calls him.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
LMAO! Good one!
Chalres 12 months ago
The sort of accident that would befall Doc Ock.
tom494 12 months ago
Ya know … I always wondered what would happen.
kartis 12 months ago
Well, that’s handy.
mindjob 12 months ago
If you want to impress girls, you need to copy different body parts
WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago
Looks like the mafia has been to visit him three times for the loan he hasn’t repaid.
cuzinron47 12 months ago
Now you got back-up nose pickers.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
He doesn’t have a license to carry but he is well-armed.
Michael McKown Premium Member 12 months ago
OK that got a huge laugh from me! :)
vacman 12 months ago
Riding the bus to school one day (long long ago…) one of our friends was sporting what looked very much like a bite mark on his forehead. When asked what happened he said “I bit myself.” when asked how could he bite himself on the forehead he replied “I stood on a chair!” I still laugh at that to this day.
Mediatech 12 months ago
Lucky it wasn’t a fax machine.
PAR85 12 months ago
This one (or three) had me laughing.