Herman by Jim Unger for August 06, 2023

He’s a real handy guy.

William Shatner was asked what he thought of the congressional investigation on UFO’s. His response, why would alien beings travel 10,000 years to come to Earth and hide?

I can make your hands clap.

Do NOT get in a slapping contest with it!!

Hope they have 20 pairs of cuffs!!

Many hands make light (years) work.

Given the number of alien spacecraft that have allegedly crashed on Earth, I’d say they have a worse flying safety record than Aeroflot.

Hand Jive, Doing that crazy hand jive.

An audience of one.

It’s Handsome.

We’re being invaded by a Muppet. :D

A handy alien to know?

and that’s when the glove salesman showed up

Yikes!

He’s got to hand it to you.

It’s good the alien speaks English. Maybe he watched Mork & Mindy.

Mr. Unger, I have to hand it to you!

Red Green: “And men, remember, if the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”

Jazz hands!

New meaning of all hands on deck.

Careful, this one is all hands.

Why do the aliens always seem to land in some remote desert here. Not in Mongolia, or China, but the U.S?