The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 06, 2023

the great Annoyo!

Klepto the Magnificent

It might take a while.

“Watch” out! – this “conjures” a smile on my face…

“Wait a sec. The rabbit wasn’t supposed to be in my pocket.”

Prestidigitator and a pickpocket!!

How long does it take a kangaroo to empty it’s pocket at the TSA checkpoint?

This got me thinking of A. Robins (The Banana Man) and what his trip through TSA might have been like.

Search his hat … and his sleeves

At the TSA screening, it was a wand to wand faceoff. You might call it a wand-o a wand-o.

If he was a great magician, he’d make it all disappear.

Just take out the rabbit* and put the coat in a bin and let them x-ray it.

*Airport carry-on x-ray machines are much higher intensity than normal hospital & dental x-rays.

Now you see it now you don’t!

The magician will be there all day.

Looks like the last guy is checking to see if he still has a watch.

The last gold thread Silk Production he will carry.

Bunny

(on behalf of @Happy, Happy, Happy)

In this case, his sleeves too…

You call that a wand? Now this is a wand!

If he doesn’t hurry, the plane will disappear too. Magic?

Wait—is this some kind of trick?

Use the scanning electron beam on the watch…