Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 20, 2023

Broomie i hope you’re getting paid for this.

Maybe lay off the whip a little.

So—just pull out your six-shooter and put her out of her misery, dad burn it!!

She’s rehearsing for “Blazing Saddles… Part 2!”

Now exactly how did you get talked into this, Broomie?

I want the back story, what did she do that resulted in the loss of the horses and her needing to take their place?

The things she’ll do to get a date.

Broomie sounds like me on my morning bike ride when I hit the little hills.

Broomy is dreaming.

Are we on “Dusty’s Trail”?

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Broomie, how the heck did you get yourself in this predicament?

“And what the heck does ‘USMC’ mean?”

The broom does all the work. Why is she exhausted? Airplanes do not fly, the wings fly and the fuselage just goes along for the ride!

She could not be making all those noises if the “bit” was properly placed. Those dudes did not harness her properly.

They should address her as “Your Royal Harness.”

On the Mormon trail with Broomie…

Gotta admit, the exhaust was better with horse.

Um, doesn’t the broom do all the work???

At least they’re not complaining about the view.

well, generally it’s the driver insulting the horse. this time the “horse”, aka Broomie, is doing the job for both.

Quite treating Broomie like some one trick pony!

How did they ever get Broomie harnessed?! Did they bribe her with cheeseburgers and then do it while she was busy gulping them down?

Anyway, pards, ya gets whacha pay fer!