Herman by Jim Unger for July 21, 2023

No expense is spared. When this guy takes a woman on a date.

“It is far more exclusive than you would expect. Why I believe I am the only one who gets to use it. You should certainly feel honored.”

“The minute you walked in the joint

I could see you were a man of distinction

A real big spender

Good lookin’ so refined

Say, wouldn’t you like to know what’s goin’ on in my mind?

So let me get right to the point,

I don’t pop my cork for every guy I see

Hey big spender

Hey big spender

Hey big spender

Spend, a little time with me

Yes"

I forget the name of the song.

Gives an excellent view of backstage.

Well, truth be told our eyes are on our noses, so.. we’re kind of behind the game right from the git-go.

She shoulda known when he took her to dinner at the hot-dog cart.

“And he made ME row the yacht!”

Sooo, where’s the ladder….you fool?

She should have asked for specifics before the date. Jeans and a t-shirt would have been fine. She is overdressed.

The SF opera had a special price for SRO on the top floor. As soon as the doors would open, people would run up 3 flights of stairs to get a spot with a good view of the stage. But after 2 flights, everybody was out of breath

Hope it’s not the Chorus Girls dressing room.

his “private” box is better than “general” seating

Hope it doesn’t rain.