Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 22, 2023

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Brilliant.

I thought that’s what it meant.

Great comment from Ralph.

Supreme.

Next up… naptime and sippy juice boxes.

Next up: Court ship.

Poor judgement ….going at the same time as classes are out playing..

Phew! When the judge looked at me and said “you’ll swing” I thought they were gonna hang me.

You’re objection is overruled… it’s my turn down the slide!

If only they could have that much fun, they might come back and make sensible decisions.

Lawyers know how to have fun? Who knew?

It felt more like detention when I was there.

I see some have left on super yachts and private jets.

What do you expect them to do while the jury is in the bathroom doing their dooty

The witness will take the stand..on the teeter totter.

No one wearing Crocs behind that bench?

Does anybody have to make tinkles?

They look like the judges on TV: Judge Judy, Judge Joe Brown, Judge Mathis, Judge Milian, etc.

I can vividly recall the crushing disappointment I felt when I learned that we would no longer have recess when we got to middle school. :(

I’m sorry, but are the judges playing on playground funded by taxes of the American people? Or did some rich person provide it? Did they disclose said enjoyment on their own taxes? Who provided the means to get to said playground? Did they have their own cars, get an uber, a taxi, or did someone provide transportation? I think the Senate needs to investigate…LOL

A case of jurisimprudence …!

If his robe rolls up, you’ll see his legal briefs

There’s a park pretty close to our courthouse here, they really should take a load off some days. :)