Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 26, 2023

You wish

Wouldn’t know. Never had cauliflower.

I have heard about cauliflower pizza crust but I wont be fooled by that trick either. Sounds as bad a contaminating perfectly good cheese sauce with cauliflower.

I’m sure that went down well.

That’s a good thing, isn’t it?

Guy’s got reverse syndrome. Tasted the crust before he actually had cauliflower as a side dish.

If you are going to sin, sin big. Having a 1/2 lb greaseburger with supersized deep fat fired potatoes and a diet Coke is a joke. Go for the milkshake.

Ew

I’ll take that recipe.

I prefer some types of pizza as thin crust, and I find cauliflower crust does a surprisingly passable job at that.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Those who have to be gluten free, or lives with someone who is, will get this joke.

I always make the joke that almonds don’t have nipples. Nor do coconuts. But I have never tried any of those mislabeled milk products so I don’t know what I am missing. Yesterday in COSTCO, my guilt over my unenlightened criticism got the better of me an I tried oat milk. Yeah, that mislabeling is a crime. It tasted like watered down milk with a wee bit of lighter fluid added to prevent anyone from drinking enough to kill themselves.

Will there still be cauliflowers if they ever ban boxing?

It is all over, pizza crust, cauliflower rice, cauliflower breadsticks cauliflower this cauliflower that… I am Asian, leave my rice alone. I prefer Jasmine rice btw.

Why can’t people leave it alone. If they don’t want to eat regular pizza, skip it. Stop trying to force your odd eating habits on others.

Thank God!