Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 21, 2023

So why was Humpty on the wall in the first place?

Fear for Bung. If Rodney is “all the King’s men”, poor Humpty won’t stand a chance.

I would have thought that ‘Cracklin’ Rosie’ was more to bung’s taste.

Nowhere in the rhyme does it say he is an egg.

Neil Diamond is the real victim here.

By the look on his face it would appear he has been sampling more of a bottle of Sweet Jack Daniels.

Admit it. When you read “Sweet Caroline” you went “Dun Dun Duuun” at least in your mind.☺

One is crocked. One will soon be cracked.

I’d fear the one without a shell. Though Bung does get simi-sober from time to time.

You’re going to be regretting sitting next to Bung, Mr. Egg!

Did not know Bung is a Red Sox fan !

Coincidentally, I’m listening to the “Neil Diamond” channel this morning while reading this…

I guess he thought the wizard could do it “gassed” put him back together.

Who else sang the “bum-bum-bum” part?

Humpty Dumpty was actually a cannon – https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjwjpnG5J-AAxWVhFwKHZH0C-QQFnoECBEQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ripleys.com%2Fweird-news%2Fhumpty-dumpty%2F&usg=AOvVaw1VPQCih0jEDDM_NT8LWUSZ&opi=89978449

Hope it’s not the egg or your military resources will go down should he fall off the wall!

I’m thinking Bung has the edge here. I mean really, he fell off the wagon already.

bah…bah…BAAH

shouldn’t it be cracklin’ rosie instead?

All the King of ID’s horses and all the king of ID’s men Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

Well that explains everything.

Both of them are breaking something.

Fear for the drunk, he might break the bottle…

Be careful Fink. Sot may tip over backwards and break your crown. And Humpty come tumbling after.

Since he is sitting next to Bung, the egg loses both ways.

Why do we think that H.D. was an egg? And, along those same lines, why do we think that Jonah was swallowed by a whale?

Me neither………….