Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 17, 2023

Take it up with the man in the “ovum” office.

Then accounting it is.

She’ll be one of the highway workers with the “Slow/Stop” signs drinking coffee and ignoring traffic.

We have an opening for you in the restaurant business.

The saying is “Counting your chickens before they hatch.”

I’d like to have you over for dinner and perhaps breakfast the following morning.

Yeah, she knows how to wing it.

Wait what? Who put that in my resumé? Sounds like a clucking mistake…BILL was that you? ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

And you leave your eggs sitting on a wall, where they could have a great fall.

You do have a nice set of teeth.

And we don’t need employees screaming that the sky is falling, either.

Good catch !!

And putting all your eggs in one basket.

Optimist. Presuming on the future, a bit tricky.

It should get some credit for successfully crossing the road all this time, that’s more then what squirrel did.