Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 19, 2023

If you can’t die, you might as well ‘live’ it up!

Don’t bother buying life insurance, either!!!

“Eat like no one’s watching!”

With this new attitude it’s going to be even harder for him to pick up women at the Hammered Henchman.

Netflix and chill?

Good for Gary.

Undead and loving it.

LOL! It’s about time Gary let it all hang out…er around!

If he has been dead for 700 years… why does Leopold want him to shape up? There isn’t much improvement after you’re dead!

Full goblin mode!

So then, it’s like Groundhog Day without the happy ending.

Wooooooooo Hooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Love those tighty-whiteys!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Dang it Mark Buford, you’ve been spying on me!! And I’ll have you know I rarely leave the empty cans or bottles on the floor for more than a couple days.

Poor Gary! He fell to pieces almost instantly! What’s a guy to do when he is reminded that he’s 700 years dead, if not eat ice cream and cake and drink soda pop and beer while vegetating on the sofa in his underwear?

Strictly, though, he’s 700 years Undead, and that should make a difference….