Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 14, 2023

Just how many do you want honey ?

A crying shame

Don’t cry, little girl. They will spare you their time and attention. They are THAT good!

She just has to learn to open her ….. heart?

“WAH! KATHERINE HEPBURN CALLED ME FAT!”

I’ve always wondered the origins of that “dot” type method of illustration.

“GAH, I’m going to throw up again. I’m so sick of polka dots.”

Ok, lady, ya gotta stop hogging them all! It ain’t fittin it just ain’t fittin!

“Luckily, I got these Tom Jones undies to tide me over til I find some…”

( ͡~ ﹏ʖ ͡~ )

So many of them willing to be used and tossed aside.

I’m right here! Come and get me!

Greedy. ;~)

The line starts to your left…

Ooh polka dots! I like polka dots!

I once helped a friend on his mile long “honeydo” list, most were minor, 5 minute jobs. When we were done his wife was so happy, I told my friend it must take two men to satisfy his wife. She thought it was hilarious, he did not.

Maybe if she was not so picky. Plenty of women rejected me until I found the woman who wanted me as much as I wanted her. 22 years of marriage as of March 17,2023. It takes two to make a relationship, but only one to break it.