The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 18, 2023

Not if you don’t keep unning to thebathroom every five minutes.

I bought decaf once. Bleah! I only like the espresso made by my coffee machine, or the espresso at the bar.

The real mistake is trying to drink it

Depends if you’re in Depends.

I think Veeblefester still has a pp use on the urinals

Just find a coffee shop on the way to work and get some real coffee!

Not unless you want to:

A) be late for work, and

B) spend the rest of the day until quitting time in the bathroom.

Brutus, you couldn’t find that bathroom at the office last week, better think this over carefully.

Better pray there’s no traffic on the way to work.

48 cups? Death by decaf!

“There aren’t any firm guidelines about how much water can kill you, but drinking more than a liter (L) or so per hour for several hours isn’t something doctors recommend.”

https://www.healthline.com/health/how-much-water-can-kill-you

A pox on the inventors of Decaf and Near-Beer.

I’m with you Brutus. I don’t want decaf coffee either. I look forward to the bump of caffeine to get going in the morning.

Remember Bru, The Chief is watching all those bathroom breaks.

If you did, I suspect you won’t be getting much work done. Though the bathroom might be busy

Might want to move your desk into the men’s room if you do that. I didn’t drink nearly that much stuff yesterday morning and I was back and forth to the restroom during the day.

I don’t necessarily get a bump from caffeine in coffee, but if I don’t get the coffee I’ll definitely get a headache

I hear you Brutus .

He can get coffee at work, right? Or on the way to work?

Coffee does nothing for me.

either way, it makes you rush to the restroom. :}

I don’t care for decaf either, Brutus. Hold out for the good stuff.

Brutus, I think your wife buying decaf is a good enough reason to call in sick and go back to bed.

48 cups of decaf coffee equals 40 trips to the “john”!

Just pour it down the drain and get a real coffee from Starbucks or your favorite coffee place on the way to work. Even if you could get the caffeine of one cup in 49 decaf cups you would be making 50 trips to the little boys room. At least I would be. And while you are at Starbucks, treat yourself to a goodie for compensation for the decaf at home ….

Depends on how good your Depends® are. Just a wild guess but 48 cups might exceed the rated capacity and there might be leakage.

Don’t do it. I drank about 20 cups of coffee to stay awake after coming off a 24 hour shift at 8am and being told I had the duty for the next 24 hours(I was 21 and in the Army) There was a 40 cup coffee maker in the break room so I started drinking it. I was wide awake for almost 3 days

Cute, funny, but nowhere to go, really tight Chip…

You’ll likely fall asleep before you get to the 5th cup.

48 cups of decaf on the wall.

48 cups on the wall.

Take one down. Swirl it around.

48 cups of decaf on the wall.

Well Brutus, if you can do 48 cups of decaf, you got a better bladder than me.

Call me cynical! Always thought that de-caf was a hoax—-yet I’m not ready to test it!

You’re going to need that GPS to find the restroom again Brutus.

If he drinks 48 cups, it will keep him going

there’s a special circle of hell set aside specifically for the folks who thought up decaf, non-alcohol beer, and “diet” soft drinks…

Might be in the bathroom for a while after.