Darryl, look at the bright side. You may have lost some weight, though you probably didn’t need to, but most people are happy to have lost a few pounds.
Being right handed, I used to carry everything in my right side pockets. Started to notice I was leaning left to compensate for the weight so started balancing everything out right and left. Never lost my pants though, but then i use a belt.
I predict, that in the future, you will have your money and keys in your phone! And even more things, like camera, stereo and even television set. Think of it like a center for communication!
Thus we have seen one and true differences between women and men as they age. When women get older their @ss gets bigger, when men get older their @ss disappears. Women buy stretch pants and underwire bras, men buy belts and/or suspenders.
Since he’s married AND a father of three, we ALL know his wallet is not the culprit in the extra weight causing the “embarrassment” SO my guess would be an excess of keys (though my first “cellular” telephone weighed several pounds, that was years ago) …
allen@home over 1 year ago
Darryl maybe you also need some suspenders.
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
We just saw this joke in another strip a couple of days ago, but I can’t remember where. Allen made the same comment then.
californiamonty over 1 year ago
That was Thursday’s joke in Pickles.
Blu Bunny over 1 year ago
Darryl loose a little around the middle at the block party doing the 3 leg race?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 1 year ago
He was the talk of the town.
j_m_kuehl over 1 year ago
luckily he wasn’t going commando today
Macushlalondra over 1 year ago
Darryl, look at the bright side. You may have lost some weight, though you probably didn’t need to, but most people are happy to have lost a few pounds.
iggyman over 1 year ago
“What goes up, must come down”!
iggyman over 1 year ago
Hammie thinks it’s funny, Zoe too!
iggyman over 1 year ago
“I see London I see France, I see Darryl’s underpants”!
birdmaninfl over 1 year ago
A belt does help.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
I wear suspenders, more secure than a belt.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
‘Dad’ Cargo shorts. With a belt, AND suspenders.
ctolson over 1 year ago
Being right handed, I used to carry everything in my right side pockets. Started to notice I was leaning left to compensate for the weight so started balancing everything out right and left. Never lost my pants though, but then i use a belt.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
Little early for Grandpa pants, Darryl…
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Doug K over 1 year ago
And then zip up your pants.
pheets over 1 year ago
Fat wallets in a hip/back pocket have been known to trigger some seriously painful sciatica and /or back pain. Thin it out!
The Quiet One over 1 year ago
I wish I had that problem.
CrimsonOne18 over 1 year ago
Love the kids’ reactions AND Wandas! :-)
ladykat over 1 year ago
Most definitely, Daryl!
DJohnny over 1 year ago
I predict, that in the future, you will have your money and keys in your phone! And even more things, like camera, stereo and even television set. Think of it like a center for communication!
Remember where you read it first!
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Thus we have seen one and true differences between women and men as they age. When women get older their @ss gets bigger, when men get older their @ss disappears. Women buy stretch pants and underwire bras, men buy belts and/or suspenders.
strandedonearth Premium Member over 1 year ago
Phone, wallet, keys, yeah
Brian Fink over 1 year ago
I put a credit card holder on my phone and havent used a wallet in 6 months.
J-Yoshi64 over 1 year ago
You would think it’d be obvious that a belt is needed from the moment those pants were put on.
wellis1947 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Since he’s married AND a father of three, we ALL know his wallet is not the culprit in the extra weight causing the “embarrassment” SO my guess would be an excess of keys (though my first “cellular” telephone weighed several pounds, that was years ago) …
Tom Toro creator over 1 year ago
Cover that fanny and get a fanny pack!
Charlie Fogwhistle over 1 year ago
Of all the things I’ve lost while growing older, I miss my glutes the most. It’s a dickens of a time trying to get pants to stay up.
EXCALABUR over 1 year ago
I put my belt on the pants or shorts the night before.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 1 year ago
Same thing yesterday..see Free Range.
T... over 1 year ago
He’s used to it, got pantsed a lot in school…
vacman over 1 year ago
His jockey shorts look more like an adult diaper than underwear.
dbrucepm over 1 year ago
to the tune of the kids song head and shoulders knees and toes adults sing: glasses, wallet, keys, and phone… and a belt
misslaurastoyroom over 1 year ago
Wren!
Sue Ellen over 1 year ago
That’s one of the reasons my dad liked to wear denim overalls.
j_m_kuehl over 1 year ago
Start buying chest highs
Lu over 1 year ago
Can we talk about Wren’s little arm bent on her knee? Adorable
misslaurastoyroom over 1 year ago
Wren’s wondering how Daddy’s pants got to be shorter than her.
ToneeRhianRose about 1 year ago
Haha! XD