Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 28, 2023

Wet pants in three seconds!

“No, you don’t understand. I killed you!”

awwww yeah

Gee, Diablo looks surprised. Wonder why?

’D’OH’

Kidnapping the Rips family and shooting him in the head!!! You are Ka-Toast, Diablo!!!

Rip’s fists just went from giggle to gufaw.

Let Hazy take him out. This guy is a total weenie.

Gee, Hazy has learned timing. And, it’s about time’s up for Diablo.

Ooooo! loving the art shading, Dan!

Awright! Rip Haywire is channeling Conan the Barbarian in that last panel. With that stare, the Gorgon Medusa would be petrified.

“Diablo”! Meet your “Doom”. Even if it takes a “Fortnight”, you will be crying “Tears of the Kingdom”!

ka-liftoff

KA-TIMES UP!

Diablo’s flag just turned upside down.

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Now that’s what I call family fun time.

Ka-Surprise!

To paraphrase/bowdlerize John Wick, Rip isn’t the boogeyman. He’s the one you send to [redacted]ing scare the boogeyman.

Best strip in a long time!!!!!

KA-TIME’S UP!

Diablo thinks he has all the cards, but the deck is actually stacked against him.

Another bad guy who badly underestimated Rip’s hard headedness.

If this guy really is the Highwayman’s son, I actually feel kinda sorry for the Highwayman. This apple fell so far from the tree it landed on another planet.

Sigh… You know, I kinda’ miss the old, non-Rambo Rip, along with his faithful dog, TNT. Can’t say I’m real interested in the “new” Rip.

“Time’s up.” Man, the look on Diablo’s face…

I know I’m late saying this (Internet issues), but I’ll say it anyway.

(Clearing throat)

Heeeeere’s DADDY!!!