Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 22, 2023

At least put in the stock market report.

until you learn to use the toilet and stop nagging about going out on late nights

He probably would like the Wall Street Journal.

Housebreaking a dog is the only reason I’d need a newspaper.

At $3.50 a day for the local paper, I’m surprised anyone is buying newspapers nowadays.

B*tch B*tch

Just “in case” ….don’t worry about it!

Putting newspapers down for dogs to poop on would be redundant.

When you stop peeeeeeing my boot.

When you stop acting like one

I’m putting Ipads in my puppy’s crate, you got to move with the times.

No matter how old a dog is they’re always a puppy in an owner’s eyes

Our dog is six and still acts like a puppy. My goat’s livestock guardian dog will be three at the end of August. She knows she is still a puppy.

He wants to be treated like a dog.

Oh, quit hounding the poor guy!

The way things are going there’ll soon be a laptop in the bottom of his crate.

Our 5 month old Yorkie hasn’t needed a fresh blanket in her overnight crate for the last two months.