Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 25, 2023

Now if that cicada can get all the rest to follow him that would be great.

Mantises that make dinner for their husbands.

I like the cicada best.

ALL termites do wood working.

Spiders that create hotels out of their webs for their guests!!

A butterfly that prefer margarine.

What about cicadas living a long time or Atheist mantises?

Ants that are only Uncles.

Flea that only buys new.

You’re ruining it for the rest of us, guys.

Wives that never complain!

let me flea out of here

LOL! Good ones! ☺️

I think the termite is just trying out new recipes

I’ll take the termite, if it can assemble IKEA furniture.

Some Cicadas are basically silent for many years except when or until they emerge every 13 or 17 years.

I’d say the grub is being more of a snob than being a rebel.

A gourmet meal is still food so it’s still grub. It just sounds fancier.

A grasshopper that smokes it, not eat it.

Agnostic Mantises.

Black Widows, never marrying again…

An ADDING BEE.

Centipedes with 90 legs.

A honey bee avoiding sweets, a Monarch Butterfly avoiding England…

Dung beetles that don’t eat…um…dung!