Keep rotating it and you’ll find more fresh, unbitten top parts. Woe betide you if you let it lie flat, for in that orientation only the colored sprinkles are top parts.
Freelance Writer’s United will go to War. F. The union w/arm and hammer cocaine. Crack out the heavy armed tanks and hammer down for a better than ever fight.
This on the eve of destruction. We’ll get King Kong and Godzilla all over their butt. Wow, stoned in the ancient Greek arena.
After the top part is gone from the Pop Tart, she proceeds to nibble all around the crusts edges to leave the center for last. By now, it big enough to just pop it in her mouth for the last chew! Chug a glass of milk and off she goes!
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember when you last saw a Pop Tart® – let alone ate one! There really are some blessings that come with aging …
I discovered that one can, indeed, put pop-tarts/toaster tarts/whatev’ in a Hello, Kitty! toaster. When I do that, I usually eat the browned perimeter first, then the Hello, Kitty image.
Please define “top parts”! I cannot in good conscience “comment” when your premise is so unclear! When I used to eat Pop-Tarts® (I preferred the frosted brown sugar & cinnamon), I would start at one corner, nibble along that edge and then proceed towards the center. But is “top” the side with frosting and/or sprinkles, or do you mean something else by “top”? Such directions can be so confusing, and we’re in dire danger of getting lost, without even eating a Pop-Tart! And that, my friend, would be lame….
Randy B Premium Member about 1 year ago
Keep rotating it and you’ll find more fresh, unbitten top parts. Woe betide you if you let it lie flat, for in that orientation only the colored sprinkles are top parts.
FLIGHT SUIT about 1 year ago
Please, my blood glucose levels!
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 year ago
My hoodie in the chase for a cool little fawn like you. She’s a hottie tartie, microwave ready and toaster roaster. Kiss me face and read me lips!
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 year ago
Vulcan Mind Probe.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 year ago
Suck your inside jelly brain up too.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 year ago
Reese’s* ridges, because justice is a necessity.
davidob about 1 year ago
But Reese’s leave you no peaces.
The Old Wolf about 1 year ago
How do you titillate an ocelot?
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 year ago
Freelance Writer’s United will go to War. F. The union w/arm and hammer cocaine. Crack out the heavy armed tanks and hammer down for a better than ever fight.
This on the eve of destruction. We’ll get King Kong and Godzilla all over their butt. Wow, stoned in the ancient Greek arena.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 year ago
Nibble it into the shape of a sidearm, and get a free day off from school!
ericlscott creator about 1 year ago
Pondering pastries.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
After the top part is gone from the Pop Tart, she proceeds to nibble all around the crusts edges to leave the center for last. By now, it big enough to just pop it in her mouth for the last chew! Chug a glass of milk and off she goes!
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 year ago
I hear a frog applauding.
Radish the wordsmith about 1 year ago
Pop Tart = Female Disk Jockey
Linguist about 1 year ago
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember when you last saw a Pop Tart® – let alone ate one! There really are some blessings that come with aging …
coltish1 about 1 year ago
Crossing a cruller with a hot cross bun requires cunning bunning.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 year ago
Inspected by Inspector’s. What’s up doc?
Jesse Atwell creator about 1 year ago
I like the way those words flow!
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Yah. I prefer the unfrosted variety. Can only find those in strawberry. Used to be the frosted variety was the rarer. Americans are addicted to sugar.
charles9156 about 1 year ago
dang Teresa! good one
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 1 year ago
Say that ten times real fast.
willie_mctell about 1 year ago
How can you tell which side is the top?
meowlin about 1 year ago
I discovered that one can, indeed, put pop-tarts/toaster tarts/whatev’ in a Hello, Kitty! toaster. When I do that, I usually eat the browned perimeter first, then the Hello, Kitty image.
Amanda El-Dweek creator about 1 year ago
I like reading this comic.
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good thing the brand name of Pop-Tarts® is not Fop-Carts®.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Please define “top parts”! I cannot in good conscience “comment” when your premise is so unclear! When I used to eat Pop-Tarts® (I preferred the frosted brown sugar & cinnamon), I would start at one corner, nibble along that edge and then proceed towards the center. But is “top” the side with frosting and/or sprinkles, or do you mean something else by “top”? Such directions can be so confusing, and we’re in dire danger of getting lost, without even eating a Pop-Tart! And that, my friend, would be lame….