Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 26, 2023

I’m on the queen’s side!

Is Prunella still angry about the toilet plunger incident?

I don’t remember seeing clearly that Dakota speaks Blart before.

Everyone only hears one side of most arguments. Their own.

Goblins lean to talk at the “I AM GROOT” school of linguistics.

Dakota understands goblin because she spent a few days transformed into one.

Too true!

The goblin queen is one cold-blarted blartch!

Dakota arguing with a goblin, this is funny!

I hope Todd shows up and says “rar”.

In the age of cell phones, hearing only one side of an argument is a common experience.

It’s a Bob Newhart routine with a goblin instead of a telephone.

Hey, when you haven’t any other receptacle around, no telling what you might have to do with a hat.

Just push them both in the tar pits and run! Hahaha!

Well, maybe not.

Also… is it weird that I find Prunella attractive? Weirdly cute in a weird way…

Now kiss.

I don’t think you can even do that with a crown. Too many pointy bits.

BLAAAAAAAAAAARRT!!!

Prunella Scales, the actor who played Mrs Fawlty in Fawlty Towers, is the mum of Samuel West a British actor who is now playing Sigfried Farnon in new rendition of All Creatures Great and Small.

When characters speak to each other in different languages, I always think of Star Wars first.

If ever two deserved each other….!

Kind of like working at the United Nations.

So, now they are officially enemies? This is kinda sad!

Phoebe forget her language.

at some point you hear enough one sided arguements in california… you can fill in the details.

i used worry that i wouldnt be able to tell who the crazies were when bluetooth came out…

now i think thebluetooths are the real crazy ones