Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 28, 2023

Dakota’s translations are imperfect at best. If she had just let Marigold listen to the explanation straight from Prunella’s mouth, this misunderstanding wouldn’t have happened.

Obviously not what Queen Prunella had in mind. Not that it matters because what Phoebe and Marigold just said doesn’t make it any better.

Oh, the heartbreak of VPPH!

Something lost in the translation there!

evidently you can take a dirty chick to one of those beach showers, thereby (i read that in a book once bwahah) prolly could hygenate goblin funk

if pruney screwed all the portals she might be scheming to get a ride to the Most Enchanted Lands.. maybe she is on some kind of odyssey.

i wish i were that clever, (sitting here in the Most Entented Lands… )

they do have some mighty fine entwives here in the Most Entented Lands though… i used to be very partial to a certain entwife, so i know how mG feels about that.. i even ate some of her sap, it was minty… err menty..

i thought about trying to marry her, but i couldnt really tell if she was just one entwife or several of them were stuck together.. i would have felt bad if i accidentally married like 20 entwives..i mean bad for the ents, i would have been stoked, and maybe the japanese would have made an anime about it. (prolly made it in 2003)

incidentally, always remember to never pirate anime or it will happen to you..!

While you are at it, never pirate a pop album or it wont happen to you…

That’s no tree, it’s the Goblin Queen!

Mari seems to be barking up the wrong tree here, so to say…

Starts singing “It’s not easy being green”

Please stop talking about rubbing yourself.

Marigold’s grasp of English idiom leaves something to be desired.

I really hope that whoever sent out that award will show up in time while questioning why Marigold never showed up to claim the award.

Careful, Marigold. You just insulted a queen who has power to change portals. You might never get back.

ay there’s the rub

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.

Marigold, if Prunella didn’t have a good reason to dislike you before, she does now.

There’s no need to harbor any grudges. They should all go to Phoebe’s house and play video games. I know Phoebe’s dad has the game Mario Blart.

OK ladies, we’re in the TMI Zone now.

I wonder if it is the same tree that Marigold uses to itch her butt on, (comic on November, 24 2019) or does she have a different tree for itching her back and one for itching her butt on.