Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 03, 2023

Still at the store, on the floor!!!

Thus the famous saying: Acting Squirrely

But make sure they are your own nuts…

“I gave them to Dee, now they’re Dee’s Nuts.”

Funny, my calendar says this is National Watermelon Day.

:~X

Is it okay to grab some nuts that are technically not nuts?

Does it have to be a nut by a botanical definition?

More like “Lose Your Nuts Day.”

I was trying to…yeeee-eee-eeezh…

Come up with… nya- a-a-a-a-a-a…

A joke, but too many… haieeeeeee…

SQUIRRELS!

“Oh, she’s got em! She keeps ‘em in a cupboard with the car keys!”

What good are those nuts without the bolts?

Ralph! And is this Mrs. Ralph?

Where do you think they are?

UH OOH!

You mean I lost my nuts? My mothers gonna kill me for losing the family jewels!

While bike riding, squirrel zigged and zagged in front of me.

Left ’em back on the road.

I’ve observed squirrel behavior extensively over the last 20 years or so. All from behind the steering wheel, of course. But until that time, squirrels in neighborhoods were rare. When they invaded, the first ones were really squirrelly — dithered back and forth on the road until squished.

Over time, natural selection has bred squirrels that don’t dither in the middle of the road.

HOWEVER, I have yet to see one with blue eye shadow. But then, who could tell from behind the steering wheel?

“The man’s nuts!!! Grab ’m.”

“So…where’s your nuts?”

“In a glass jar with the Planter’s label on it!”

A leading role in today’s show for Ralph. Long overdue

Ask the chicken. He knows how to cross the road.

That’s just nuts.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? He didn’t.

Wash those paws

Deeeze?

Squirrel Nut Zippers!!! https://newenglandhistoricalsociety.com/squirrel-nut-zippers-return-to-massachusetts/