Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 31, 2023

Connecting the dots

That was last week after Rodney sank your battleship.

If missing that winning play for black is the worst thing happening for a week, we’re doing really well!

The Huns on holiday, I take it?

First time it ever happened.

What would a huge FBI scandal be called?

Investi-gate.

Breaking News: famous cartoon character implicated in scandal!

They refused to be drawn on the matter, however.

Did you hear about the corruption scandal in the milk company?

Turns out they were skimming a bit off the top.

Three cheers for do-nothing government!

As if that’s a bad thing…

My granddaughter loves that game.

Connect-4 IS a scandal.

How about that guy sleeping on duty, Fink?

Rodney wins with his move

Free time….it is terrible to waste.

Works for me.

There’s a week without scandal? Child please… there won’t be a day without scandal as long as Dog Poo Doo Woopie Goldberg is around.

No problem. Just tell the truth for once and the confussion alone will be at least a months worth of work.

Rodney finally wins!

Call Joe Biden and let him make a speech. That ought to give enough info for a week or two.

when has that ever happened in Washington?

Lucky you to have gone that long without a scandal. Seems like we always have one scandal or another going on all the time. Though they still play tiddly winks. Sort of like Nero fiddling while Rome burned…..

Tim Burton’s coming out with a new movie: “The Nightmare Before Election Day”. Casts are auditioning for the roles even as we speak.

Must be the Biden admin. Because we know better than to think that the cronies of TRAITOR Trumputin were ever like this.

tRUMP never had that problem

There’s a number of political figures outside of Id that’d love for that to happen.

“Gentlemen! Do I need to remind you that there is not to be any fighting in the war room?!” (Peter Sellers)