Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 05, 2023

It’s an off menu item.

Ok then, put it in a sippy cup to-go

Beatrice thinks Leopold is cute when he sits in his booster seat.

Love the cup on the sign…lol

How about Niles Crane ordering his coffee with an impossibly long string of options; as if he could tell the difference?

I wonder why he cares so much about the gender of the yak. Seems inconsequential when you’re already uzing its skull as a drinking cup.

Yes, Sir. And may I tempt you with Brain Pudding and a Blood Orange Sauce? ;)

It’s important to be properly fueled before embarking on a day of murder and mayhem.

I wonder what the name of this place is? Monsterbucks? Caffeinated Creatures? Dunkin’ Undead?

Golly, Gary! One should not have to repeat the obvious to Leopold, but here as usual he is focused solely on himself…. l

See “Pearls Before Swine”- 07/04/2016.