Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for July 30, 2023

That light headed feeling

That 5G really lit you up.

Conspiracy theories rejoice…….

“I am the light!”

It’s like a running microwave oven with the door wide open. It’s causing most of the global warming. Look it up. /s

But you will never miss a single Call…of the Wild

Oh, my GGGGGod!

Well, if you built on top, it is no problem. The dangerous part is in front of the antenna, for a few meters. The antenna doesn’t transmit signals up, or down, only front.

Btw, if you stand in there, you will not be glowing either…

Exposure…..to the max!

Wow, Wheeler!

More than likely would turn him into popcorn chicken.

Noted. ☺

Why do we say “note to the …wise”?Shouldn’t the wise know this?Maybe we should say, "note to the stupid. " because they will need it more. It’s not insulting, because that statement is never really directed to anyone in particular when you say it.

But look at the reception you got.

For one flickering moment I thought the punchline was going to be Wheeler admitting to being too close to a phosphorescent neon acrylic paint factory.

https://gephardtdaily.com/local/iconic-fixture-destroyed-as-nest-atop-power-pole-burns-in-morgan-county/

That Bird sure has a “GLOWING” personality ……. :)

Wheeler (or whoever) got a glow up.

Source: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/glow-up

He’d better start getting cancer screenings on a regular basis.