Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 31, 2023

Wonder if Dennis Hopper Koopa would find this place relaxing.

Aww, the queen looks so relaxed. Room for one more, Queenie?

I almost made a joke about them being in a country famous for it’s tar pits, known as “Tarnation”.

Is Prunella friends with a certain fat green ogre?

Apparently, spa is the same word in that language too.

Well, everything is cleared up, now how to get even with that queen?

The orcish/goblin language only contains something like 11 characters, but I didn’t know that some of the same characters are used forwards and backwards..

Makes your fur (or whatever goblins have) extra oily.

Oh, bad form! The Queen brings you to her spa and you act like it is not an honor.

Don’t let that hippo in here! MUD, MUD, GLORIOUS MUD… splat

Darn, now I wanna hop in there with Prunella, if Her Majesty would allow. Assuming those mud baths are good and hot and not at all like Shrek’s.

Maybe a goblin Spa is awesome even for humans and Unicorns…

It’s just mud? Well, it does not look very appealing if that’s the case.

Even goblins need to prioritize self-care

The place offers many different spa packages. They should check out the prices on the blart chart if they’re interested.

It must be known that goblins are of the Fey the Dark Fey of the Unseelie court. And those can be mean just like Gremlins. Some can also be friendly.

I mean… since you’re already there…