Tragically, this magnificent creature is on the verge of extinction in the wild and, according one source, it could happen in a decade, plus or minus a few years.
We can’t say a rhinoceros is a hippopotamus with a horn and a bad attitude because the hippopotamus has an even worse attitude. Every year, hippos kill an estimated 500 people across Africa, They are the world’s deadliest mammal.
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
Rhino Thursday – see Rubes today
uniquename over 1 year ago
We get the point.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Or vice versa? Hippos have some options that Rhinos don’t.
… like spending moving in and through the water.
… Also Rhinos mostly live and work alone. Hippos are more social.
… And while Rhinos pretty much only eat plants, Hippos are omnivores.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Love the hood ornament!
The Orange Mailman over 1 year ago
Except most kids don’t want a Rhinoceros For Christmas.
holdenrex over 1 year ago
The rhinoceros is a unicorn with a better armor class
ddjg over 1 year ago
Beautiful!
mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago
After mosquitos, hippos as Africa’s deadliest killer.
BadCreaturesBecomeDems over 1 year ago
Don’t bend over…
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Unfortunately, man invented a gun that fired bullets the size of my thumb and rhinos, among others species, ruled no more.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
More like a Horney Hippo.
Brich027 over 1 year ago
Or it’s a unicorn that let himself go…
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago
“The rhino is a homely beast;
For human eyes he’s not a feast.
Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros!
I’ll stare at something less prepoceros."
—Ogden Nash
Bill D. Kat Premium Member over 1 year ago
Tragically, this magnificent creature is on the verge of extinction in the wild and, according one source, it could happen in a decade, plus or minus a few years.
T... over 1 year ago
Option #1. Stay the f u c K away from me…
Prof. Mementomori's Traveling Reincarnation Show over 1 year ago
The horn package is impressive — but the dealer markup is insane.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 1 year ago
We can’t say a rhinoceros is a hippopotamus with a horn and a bad attitude because the hippopotamus has an even worse attitude. Every year, hippos kill an estimated 500 people across Africa, They are the world’s deadliest mammal.