The mugger keeps a $90 bill handy for just such occasions.
Don’t you just hate it when somebody lies to you when you’re trying to rob them? It takes most of the fun out of armed robbery.
That’s why I carry all my cash in nickels…and wear cargo pants.
Nice try, though. : )
Okay, now you’ve gone and done it….
The robber is now wondering if the victim has more than one $100 bill, since it is already confirmed that the victim is a liar.
What a dumb Dora! What an Ultramaroon!~~Bugs Bunny.
“Nah, I just have a bunch of ones. Never mind, then.”
remember the great act in jack benny? holdup guy" your money or your life!" long pause———holdup guy “well?” benny " I’m thinking- I’m thinking!"
Oops.
I don’t carry any money, but if you will give me your bank account info, I will make a nice deposit for you.
CCW… Bang!!
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
sirbadger over 1 year ago
The mugger keeps a $90 bill handy for just such occasions.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 1 year ago
Don’t you just hate it when somebody lies to you when you’re trying to rob them? It takes most of the fun out of armed robbery.
Ichabod Ferguson over 1 year ago
That’s why I carry all my cash in nickels…and wear cargo pants.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Nice try, though. : )
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Okay, now you’ve gone and done it….
monya_43 over 1 year ago
The robber is now wondering if the victim has more than one $100 bill, since it is already confirmed that the victim is a liar.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 1 year ago
What a dumb Dora! What an Ultramaroon!~~Bugs Bunny.
Calvins Brother over 1 year ago
“Nah, I just have a bunch of ones. Never mind, then.”
wndflower1 over 1 year ago
remember the great act in jack benny? holdup guy" your money or your life!" long pause———holdup guy “well?” benny " I’m thinking- I’m thinking!"
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oops.
cactusbob333 over 1 year ago
I don’t carry any money, but if you will give me your bank account info, I will make a nice deposit for you.
Ukko wilko over 1 year ago
CCW… Bang!!