Herman by Jim Unger for September 03, 2023

The mugger keeps a $90 bill handy for just such occasions.

Don’t you just hate it when somebody lies to you when you’re trying to rob them? It takes most of the fun out of armed robbery.

That’s why I carry all my cash in nickels…and wear cargo pants.

Nice try, though. : )

Okay, now you’ve gone and done it….

The robber is now wondering if the victim has more than one $100 bill, since it is already confirmed that the victim is a liar.

What a dumb Dora! What an Ultramaroon!~~Bugs Bunny.

“Nah, I just have a bunch of ones. Never mind, then.”

remember the great act in jack benny? holdup guy" your money or your life!" long pause———holdup guy “well?” benny " I’m thinking- I’m thinking!"

Oops.

I don’t carry any money, but if you will give me your bank account info, I will make a nice deposit for you.

CCW… Bang!!