Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for September 02, 2023

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    B UTTONS  10 months ago

    Are those brownies made with a special ingredient that makes driving rowdy kids like a walk on a beach?

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    J.J. O'Malley  10 months ago

    Umm, because no one tells her she’s not a good baker?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 10 months ago

    Crankshaft finally looks a little cranky!

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    corvallisclem  10 months ago

    She can’t bowl. She can’t bake. Her heart however …

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    crazeekatlady  10 months ago

    Give them to the Kiddos right before you drop them off at their homes.

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    Mopman  10 months ago

    Yeah, she doesn’t provide them with a contract, so not sure how that makes sense.

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    billsplut  10 months ago

    Broom-Hilda is a strip that’s run LONGER than anything Bats has extruded, and it’s still funny! If you do a job for 50 years, you’re either going to end up really good at it (like Russell Meyers). If you suck at it after 50 years… Crank could be replaced by Brewster Rockit or Breaking Cat News and the only people who would notice were the ones who say “Whoa, the comics page got a strip better!” Otherwise, it’d be people spitting their dentures into their Maypo screaming “WHERE INSANE BUS MAN?! NUUURSE!” (Also, a lot of us Anti-Cranks are Bitter Exes. I read Funky from its FIRST DAY, and loved it until Tom’s hubris kicked in)

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    rockyridge1977  10 months ago

    Don’t think they really meant too!

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    ToneeRhianRose  4 months ago

    Haha! (^▽^)

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