Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 09, 2023

Isn’t it about time that you let him out of the dungeon, Fink?

… and I returned Larry Curly and Moe’s back to Amazon as there no more free returns.

I see no climbing tools. Are they hoping to climb up the mountain by pretty much just walking?

You’re a FINK. By definition, you’ll NEVER be good enough, you little runt!

Are you saying that your dad was the original fink?

Ever think your father was right on both Counts?

That famous mountain – otherwise known as a hill

Keep moving, Fink. You’re only a little short…

…….even the king……family issues.

What a crummy dad the king had. If that’s my choices, maybe I’m lucky I didn’t have one.

Sounds like my father who never complimented me but always an ill word.

Hmm? Is this comic going into a deeper mood? Been reading it for several years, but can’t remember it to discuss “darker subjects”?

I think we just had a major breakthrough. Please keep talking.

Pretty sure they’re gonna need some oxygen tanks, not to mention climbing gear.

Sooooo, compensating AND over acheiving for the sake of hurt feelings. You do you your dude-ship.

He’s doing the North Korean Kim Jong Un method where they show him having climbed a mountain in record time, standing at the top in dress shoes.

And then the fink’s dad dies under mysterious “circumstances”

in the days they were climbing, it was Chomolungma or Sagarmatha

Rumor has it, without proper clothing, climbing equipment or oxygen they all parish before reaching the summit. Thus enabling Parker and Hart to retire to beaches of Jamaica to enjoy their well earned retirement.

They discovered coal under Mount Everest. Mister Peabody’s coal train has hauled it away… RIP John Prine.

The “Mount Everest” they are climbing must be a local hill in Idd that is just high enough to get some snow.

They used the Roman siege side.