Bliss by Harry Bliss for August 14, 2023

He had a driveway.

Any moment now, he’ll start wetting his pants because he’s too scared to admit they’re lost!!!

That must be the one question Siri can’t answer, for lack of knowledge.

While his sense of direction seems to be lacking, he hopefully at least has a moral compass.

He’s thinking, “Why did I marry a woman who gets all of her directions from a voice on her phone?”

The insurance policy?

Proceed to the marked roadway.

What Deadpool said at the end of the movie … Super … ;-)

Siri: “Because you didn’t know any better!”

Siri: Because you know how to ask directions.

Doesn’t look like her directional skills are any better!

If that were true, how’d they get here, and why did she come along?

Siri; ‘’You got married, so people would stop asking you ’’when you getting married?‘’ right?’’

“Because, like so many regrets you’ll have in your life, it seemed like a good idea at the time.”

“For the control inherent in such a relationship. You can cross off one field he won’t mansplain to you.”

Well. He managed to find a wonderful spot in the woods and seems to be enjoying the world while you are glued to your phone. Hmmm.

“Because he’s great on the mattress…”

Probably he’s asking himself ………. the same thing ….. about her …….. :)

Remind him why he married a smartass who won’t even complain to his face.

Harsh!!

Beautiful landscape. Thanks again Harry.

I am also directionally challenged. I often explore alternate routes unexpectedly. When I have my dog in the hospital working and she wants to go one way and I think we should go another, I follow her. She’s always right. People like us need to marry people who have exceptional directional skills. We usually have another skill they don’t anyway.

I am not sure that’s a priority—unless you’re a member of a heavily nomadic culture. Then again, what are his redeeming qualities? I’ve seen many a fine young woman settle down with a seat-filler guy offering all the personality of a cardboard box. So yeah, maybe ask those important questions before you tie the knot.

Because he’s so good in many other things….

Never mind why you married him. Why the heck did you go HIKING in woodsy mountains with someone who can’t find his way out his own driveway?

Push her over a rotting log, and leave her there.