Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 10, 2023

“Your watch told you to do it? If your watch told you to jump off a cliff, would you do it?”

Loophole: The watch didn’t say “Simon says.”

Smartwatch notice, or text from the wife?

Unclear on the concept, ain’t he?

I just got my sleep reminder….

The Pig school of interpretation.

I had to disable my smartwatch’s ability to detect if I fall. Every time I banged on the window to scare the squirrels off my bird feeder, it thought I’d taken a hard fall and it would threaten to call 911.

He won’t have time to unpack that it will tell him to move again.

and extreme… :{

I just wonder how some get through life…

MarLago model

A friend remarked after a traumatic relocation, “Whom the gods would destroy, they first make move.”

That’s a Laffer!

My watch sometimes says “Take a break and be active”. I’ve never quite understood that, so I just do the first part.

Like a dog’s shock collar…

The smartwatch was a gift from his parents.

They’re finally getting him out of the house.