Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 10, 2023

Mopey D!ck

Ever since Eve

They’re there to show you that their grammar is correct and you’re not correct in your grammar.

Grammar and Grampar.

Yore right, its thar!

Ralph should be sitting on the pirate’s shoulder.

When discussing technical topics with persons having no firm basis for their beliefs, you should always include a grammatical or spelling error in your postings, to allow them an escape path from the discussion. Redirecting from the topic to grammatical errors gives them there victory over you’re position, which is the point of there participation.

I spent fourth grade with a ruler wielding tyrant as a teacher. I cringe at improper grammar and spelling 58 years later. For some reason, my knuckles start hurting, too.

Gramma is one of the few thinks I"m good ad

These homophones arrr fore ewe …!

The Grammar Police is every where! They lurk on sites like this. Jumping at the chance to correct one’s grammar. BOO HISS

Oh, shore we did.

All the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome of his life.

Nyeeh!

So this is one of those cartoons where the characters can see each other’s speech balloons?

I’m fussy about correct grammar and punctuation, but I try to refrain from correcting other people too much — it can be taken badly. But yesterday at a street fair, I did point out to my wife (who is about as fussy as I am in these matters) that a food vendor was selling “Taco’s.” I said I wouldn’t do business with a place that didn’t use proper punctuation.

You didn’t let him finish…he was gonna say “grandfather”…

You’re wrong.

They only did it once.

Where did he get a hat in his size? This is a whale of a tale.

What does grammar have to do with it? These are spelling errors.