Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 21, 2023

The Mary Shelley method

He didn’t say he was a good brain surgeon

Well he is phones it in.

With a remote controlled robot. Some hospitals already use them so that the surgeons don’t have to be there.

Zoom lobotomy.

I have clients courier them to me.

What about a double “00” spy???

O.K. Then I’m a rocket scientist.

Well…That’s a thinker.

Tele robotics? Remind the staff to please don’t block the camera.

He has a lab in his basement powered by lightning.

You must have misheard me. I said I train sturgeon.

Telemedicine

Wifi robotic surgery.

Well, if anyone could figure that out it would be a brain surgeon. They’re smart!

They leave them in a drop box at the front door.

Of course I can, Zoom access control technology, with Google assist…

He probably takes it home, in a…brain pan.

She hasn’t heard of Telehealth?

He works over the internet… advising do-it-yourselfers.