Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 23, 2023

A “slice” of life gone toxic.

Obviously.

There issues with the Garrote brand

Head floss.

Won’t be needing that dental appointment now

At first glance, I thought maybe he sneezed while flossing. Same thing happened to me once.

yuck

YOU’RE NEXT DEAR

it’s a flossed cause…

He’s overflossed!

Razor wire.

It’s too early in the day for this one…

Aggressive flossing

Don’t lose your head about it

Oooops!

Monomolecular filament?

…andth thath’s why I hathe flothing!

The piano wire company apologized for the order mix up………..

OUCH!

How macabre!

Talk to the head, not the neck.

Gotta ask, Mike…did your editor at the syndicate balk at this one, fearing it might be too dark newspaper editors?

Talk about mouthing off!!!

A mistake he will only make once……

Well don’t bite my head off.

Too late now!

That’s brilliant, I love it!!! Great inventive art…(lest I forget, very funny)…

floss, cutting edge technology…

Silver lining — he may never do it wrong again.