Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 30, 2023

Or at least settle a score

They must have been beyond the age of consonant…..

Another night on the tiles.

Going to mix things up a bit…

A,e,I,o,u.

My two sons were throwing scrabble pieces at each other.

My wife said, "It’s all fun until someone loses an “I”.

I have stopped subscribing to the Scrabble club.

Now they are sending me threatening letters

I overheard someone saying that a truck carrying Scrabble games overturned on route.

At least that’s the word on the street.

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

Is Vanna going to officiate the ceremony?

They don’t do it consonantly.

It’ll prove fu-tile.

Very cute…

It’s the tile that binds.

Who knew there were so many bad Scrabble puns?

Forehead smack accompanied by eyes rolling way back in head!

“…consonant with our renewed awareness of our devotion to each other.”

I suppose that qualifies for a triple-weird score.

ba dum tss

Pick your words carefully.

I just hope neither of them scores with an “X”.