If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horn out of?
Growth hormones.
Does he (do they) have a flea as a pet?
I could see that one coming.
But my Ant Thelma wears the same size.
Or its an awfully big flea.
I flee from all collars. Callers too, truth be told.
Yeah. Its weight kills the flea.
But they can pull pretty hard on the leashes.
So get more than one flea.
Once brought my cat to a flea market. Sold all his fleas for $10.
huh, well nuts. :(
obviously, Ernie has something else in mind… hold out your hand Frank…!
The sign could also read “Pest Supplies”.
Some fleas are the size of birds.
“I wanna be flea, like the bluebirds…”
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=hkmjJzivZ2A
May 26, 2018
June 11, 2017
July 17, 2017
July 20, 2017
July 25, 2017
August 25, 2017
August 31, 2017
September 03, 2017
September 08, 2017
September 19, 2017
September 21, 2017
October 20, 2017
October 28, 2017
November 01, 2017
November 08, 2017
November 12, 2017
November 14, 2017
November 03, 2017
November 24, 2017
December 02, 2017
ASpruce2020 11 months ago
If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horn out of?
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
Growth hormones.
Doug K 11 months ago
Does he (do they) have a flea as a pet?
wirepunchr 11 months ago
I could see that one coming.
The Orange Mailman 11 months ago
But my Ant Thelma wears the same size.
Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago
Or its an awfully big flea.
Jeffin Premium Member 11 months ago
I flee from all collars. Callers too, truth be told.
sandpiper 11 months ago
Yeah. Its weight kills the flea.
goboboyd 11 months ago
But they can pull pretty hard on the leashes.
uniquename 11 months ago
So get more than one flea.
Steverino Premium Member 11 months ago
Once brought my cat to a flea market. Sold all his fleas for $10.
Chris 11 months ago
huh, well nuts. :(
InTraining 11 months ago
obviously, Ernie has something else in mind… hold out your hand Frank…!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
The sign could also read “Pest Supplies”.
The Brooklyn Accent 11 months ago
Some fleas are the size of birds.
“I wanna be flea, like the bluebirds…”
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=hkmjJzivZ2A