Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 15, 2023

Is that Irish cheese; O’Curd?

i suppose you’re going to MILK this pun for all it’s worth??;D

This is a really cheesy joke.

Whey’t a minute for the pun

No whey!

Not great at bringing in revenue…, it’s more of a cottage industry.

Looks like he’s got a queso the dad jokes.

Now chop up and deep fry some potatoes, add some axle grease from a broken down bus and you’ve got poutine.

Is this going to devolve into a scene from Blazing Saddles? Enquiring minds want to know.

Semi-liquid? Wouldn’t that be whey? But I know very, very little about cheesemaking.

Next time, I’ll neat the curds smoother!

He found the recipe in an abandoned cottage.

I can’t stand the taste of cottage cheese. Gross.

I’m not a fan of Daisy cottage cheese.

Milking it for laffs

whey me?

The cow’s expression says it all.

Mister Thompson, like Mister Pastis, seem to have the kinds of brains/minds where pun opportunities occur throughout the day, various stimuli just create pun potential.

whey to go!