Close to Home by John McPherson for August 23, 2023

stop crashing, dummy!

I’m sure it doesn’t help doc.

nah just genetics

Is this a test?

It’s just a myth that his name is Buster.

Maybe he’s a replicant.

Be sure to take your glasses off when you go to work!

It appears to be wrecking his career at wrecking.

Just how many times have you x-rayed him…?

It just means that he comes from a nuclear family.

Well, Bleeb, at least you are out of Heck.

I don’t know why such dumb jokes make me laugh so much! … wait… Hmmm.

Daddy was an A.I. Crash Test Dummy.

what a dummy. he could of had a career

I suspect spousal abuse….

It, at least, seems to be a warning sign.

Last name: HazardFirst name: Bio

It’s not a birthmark, it’s the mark of the devil. Daredevil, to be exact.

He’s a human crash test, dummy!

Occupational hazards.

LOL!

? help ? What does his “birthmark” mean?…

“That’s not a birthmark; it’s from an accident I had as a child. I was walking by an automotive test facility when a flying crash dummy head-butted me. He should have been wearing a seat belt.”

I’ll bet some guy already has this tattooed on his head.