Pickles by Brian Crane for August 25, 2023

Yeah Opal. Umm bacon.

Mmm.. bacon

Makin’ bacon. She’ll give Roscoe and Muffin some before Earl gets any.

Bacon is the best argument against vegetarianism.

For our cat, it’s tuna.

This I can say is 100% true.

Now there are so many artificial flavors I don0t see the need to slaughter pigs. Plus not kosher, anyway

When Opal finally applies the perfect perfume to get some well deserved attention…

LOLOLOLOLOLOL- very accurate strip, here.

She broke the 4th wall!

I didn’t figure Muffin to be the bacon type…

On the Beverly Hillbillies, some woman hoping to get Jethro rubbed gravy behind her ears

On those days you just naturally attract the attention of creatures with fur around their noses.

After seeing an ad at the local mall, my SO and I were discussing what would make a scent “sexy”. We both seem to favor more “natural” scents, like cedarwood for him, honeysuckle or citrus for me, but we both agreed that it can’t be overwhelming.

bacon

Kosher “processing” of animals is cruel and painful. Just a sharp knife across the neck. The most inhumane practice there is…but their religion demands it. Some religion that is.

Opal, you old porker you.

I always tell my grandkids that bacon is my favorite vegetable.

Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!

Ah yes the smell of bacon draws a crowd…….

Mmmm – bacon.

Bacon!

Oof! I always microwave a couple of strips of Hormel pre-cooked bacon after my exercises on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I gotta’ say: bacon burps are only MIDLY unpleasant.XD (My muscles feel IMMEDIATELY better!)

Should old people still be eating BACON.?

She is taking unfair advantage of our natural weakness!!

Everything tastes better wrapped in bacon, except broccoli cauliflower brussels sprout…

I once in a while I cook a cut mozzarella snack stick wrapped around by a skinless and boneless chicken thigh held in place by several strips of bacon with toothpicks. It’s called Poulet Mignon.

Roscoe and Muffin are in heaven!

And yet no woman wants to wear bacon-scented perfume.