Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 07, 2023

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    ronaldspence  about 1 year ago

    Leave them laughing Sally…if you can!

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    mccollunsky  about 1 year ago

    Mix it up a bit, get some cursive A’s.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Off to a crushing start.

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    ah-hee  about 1 year ago

    Don’t remind me!

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    dcdete.  about 1 year ago

    As an average kid, I had to settle for getting STRAIGHT C’s!

    And I’ll tell you. Getting straight C’s isn’t the easiest thing in the world!

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    Purple People Eater  about 1 year ago

    How about a couple of As that are bent so they look like Fs.

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    therese_callahan2002  about 1 year ago

    Her teacher is probably Mrs. Donovan, the one who sent Charlie Brown to the principal when he yelled at her after losing the spelling bee.

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    The Fly Hunter  about 1 year ago

    That teacher just has no sense of humor!

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    Troglodyte  about 1 year ago

    A merry young man from Yuma; told an elephant joke to a puma; Now his skeleton lies; under hot western skies; The puma had no sense of huma! (a bit like Sally’s teacher) :D

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    Darryl Heine  about 1 year ago

    Bent A’s?

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    artheaded1  about 1 year ago

    The highest grade in my elementary school was “S” for Satisfactory. The school-wide running joke was that if someone said they got “Straight S’s”, the reply was “You can’t get straight S’s, because S’s aren’t straight!”.

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    Ellis97  about 1 year ago

    Laugh with the world and the world laughs with you, except when the school authorities are around.

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    Nice try, Sally…

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    preacherman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Ah, the last laugh. Keep it cool, there, Sally.

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    arthurhoule  about 1 year ago

    Pretty young for Sally to realize she is straight, eh?

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago

    HAHAHAHA !

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Sally, standup comedy is not for you.

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    SusieB  about 1 year ago

    Unlike the teacher, I liked your little joke

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    royq27  about 1 year ago

    My grades were pretty bent…

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    Decepticomic  about 1 year ago

    Another humourless teacher. Get ready for a long year Sal.

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    Can't Sleep  about 1 year ago

    No laughing in class.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Good one, Sally! First day of school and we already have a “sit-down” comedian in our midst!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 year ago

    How can they be straight when they’re graded on a curve?

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    mindjob  about 1 year ago

    Get crooked "A"s and go to law school later

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    Just-me  about 1 year ago

    Some jokes sound better in one’s head…

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    I❤️Peanuts  about 1 year ago

    Better stick to talking to the school building Sally.

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    She got straight hA’s…

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 year ago

    Pray the teacher doesn’t grade on a curve, Sally.

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    dbrucepm  about 1 year ago

    wonder how many times the teacher has heard that one before, even good jokes get old after awhile

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    eddi-TBH  about 1 year ago

    Lighten up Teach, that was funny.

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    hagarthehorrible  about 1 year ago

    The sarcasm is expressed in no lesser means.

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    coreym5  about 1 year ago

    In my head I heard a trombone blast between the third and fourth panels.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 1 year ago

    all my life I got bent A’s. usually bent into a right-facing open-side half circle. if I did get a bent one, it was usually one straight leg with the other leg a bit short sticking straight out on top and the crossbar sticking straight out below it. maybe they didn’t notice because I would help out the teacher and enclose the open side of the straight one thus making a much nicer letter.

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