Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 06, 2023

Has he ever lied to you before?…..

It is the mayo isn’t it.

Crooks always want you to trust them. It makes their job easier.

Are there any little horns under that ‘rug’ he wears?

Don’t trust people that create acupuncture,

They’re back stabbers.

What do you call paper you can’t trust?

A sketch pad

I don’t trust double blind studies

It’s literally the blind leading the blind.

I don’t trust what atoms say…

They make up everything.

B-b-but that wasn’t real communism! trust me as an American college student I know more than someone who lived in the USSR.

Tuna fish from a vending machine? Seriously true?

I trust politicians as far as I can spit them

Watch out he said Trust me.

I’d trust the tuna fish sandwich more I think.

We can all trust him to do the corrupt and likely lazy thing.

We ate at the one in NYC in the 50’s, actually quite good as I recall, not that I recall what I just went to the garage for

Not even cool.

Wait . . “trust” — a politician? ANY politician? Really?

You can only trust Belfry when he’s comatose under his barstool.

Trust him. He promises to lie.

That’s ALL politicians…and they are getting worse.

Beats the odds on gas station sushi, I guess…

I think Shoe is making an unfair comparison, sometimes the tuna fish sandwich is actually safe to eat.

OR, the ’Chef’s Surprise’ down at the corner greasy spoon.

Betcha Belfry even provides Cosmo with a translation of what he’s said.

Shoe is in good form today.

and yet they still sell them that way…(the politicians, I mean…)